I once kissed a girl so good she asked me where I had learned how to kiss so well. So, being a caring friend, I decided to reveal my secrets to you. Hopefully, it spices up your life as well.
I know what you’re probably thinking. You’re probably thinking this is ridiculous. But I don’t think it is. If it were, you wouldn’t be reading this now, would you?
So, sit back and allow me to show you how.
This Article is rated 16+. Readers’ discretion is advised.
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
This a no-brainer. One of the absolutely most disgusting things you can ever experience is tasting “disgust” from someone else’s unwashed mouth.
Look, it doesn’t even have to be smelly, bitter, or have a particular “horrible” taste to disgust. Tasting milk from someone’s lips is repugnant. No one wants to taste that.
In life, this applies as well. If you’re going to get close to someone in a relationship, business, or discussion, it would serve both parties well if you first polish your acts and facts, and also get your emotions together.
It is not a nice experience being or working with someone who is a wreck – not punctual, doesn’t have facts and science on their side, and is easily consumed by their emotions. I’m talking about those who waste your time, come up with ridiculous excuses, and breakdown, or flare up at the worst possible moments.
You want your intimate and close moments with people to be free of your laziness, anger, ignorance, or whatever unattractive side of you that exists. You want to sleep well at night before coming to work. You want to do your research before proposing a plan. And you also want to have the right attitude to work.
If you do all these, people may not necessarily commend nor applaud you, but they would definitely feel okay being and working with you. It is expected of you to be this way.
In order words, prepare – be ready for the kiss.
WET YOUR LIPS
This advice would serve you well, in and out of the bedroom.
You see, most people just go for the kiss. They bring on dry lips to another dry lip. And while this may not be particularly bad, it diminishes the experience by a lot.
If you wet your lips just before going for the kiss, then your lips would slide and rob much smoothly. The sensation would be heightened, and the other party would be interested in kissing you longer.
Seconds before stepping in for the presentation, flood your mind with positive thoughts and expectations. Smile in front of a mirror. Practice breath control. Dress appropriately. Wear perfume. Wear some jewel. And walk upright.
It would serve you well to come with a gift and to offer refreshments. It is to your advantage, and benefit of all that you make the experience as “smooth” as possible.
But, just like preparing for a kiss by wetting your lips, you don’t have to make it known to the other party what you’re doing. As you draw closer to them and can sense that the moment is just right, you want to gently and slowly lick your lower and upper lips whilst maintaining eye contact.
Grease the things that cause friction between you and others. This can be your views on politics, religion, or some other touchy subject. Think the way you wish, but act like everyone else – at least during the kiss.
The act of reducing friction when in contact with others would serve you well, I repeat.
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BITE GENTLY ON THOSE LIPS
The whole point of kissing is to connect with the other person. To prove to them that you trust them and that they can trust you too. And nothing sends this message directly to the “medulla oblongata” as biting on their lips gently.
Your teeth biting on that soft skin would send waves upon waves of sensation from the person’s lips, to their brains, and down to their spinal cords. It sings sweetly to their genitals and makes them go crazy for you.
In your conversations, this can be the moment you show massive interest in the other person’s views and opinions. The moment you “bite down” on their ideas, and ask them to explain and narrate everything to you. This is the moment you prove to your partner, friend, or boss that you are willing and enthusiastic about their interests and dreams.
There is nothing as entrancing as someone being entirely interested in you – caring deeply about what you care about.
GRAB THEIR BUTT
Just in case you were wondering what your arms should be doing. Now you know.
Okay, I really don’t know what to relate this to in real life, but I guess this is the moment you start taking bold steps and taking what is yours.
This is the moment you go out and ask for a raise from the boss you’ve been working under for years. The moment you ask them out. The moment you do the things you are most afraid of doing.
Because come on, you are kissing and biting on their lips already. These people are totally sold to you. Why are you still afraid of taking what is yours?
You have the skill, why not ask for your rightful increase in pay. You have been dating them for years now, why are you scared to ask for their hands in marriage? You have been a good kid, why haven’t you asked dad for a new video game console?
Go out and grab that butt.
It is your right.
Yeah. You’ve got to moan. This is the currency for romance. When you moan you show the other person that you are enjoying what they are doing to you. You are telling them that they should keep going. The louder the moan, the greater their commitment to pleasuring you.
“Give it to me baby” …Oh, we haven’t gotten to that part yet? Forgive me, I got carried away.
Anyway, moaning in real life would mean being grateful. When you are grateful you get more. When you appreciate people for what they’ve done, they would be more than happy to do more.
So, never ever hold back on being grateful. No matter how little was done.
And just like moaning during kissing, the louder you moan – I mean the more you appreciate – the larger your chances of getting more.
Be entirely grateful. Be totally carried away with the kiss.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PULL THEM CLOSER
I don’t know why you would be kissing with your eyes wide open, and with the person 3 feet away – bodies barely touching. When kissing you want to let go of every care in the world. You want to close your eyes and pull them closer and hold them tighter.
The close proximity and increased body contact (whilst still grabbing and fondling that butt) are all you need to make the moment memorable. Tighter, and tighter wins the race. Hold them like the world was about to end and this is the last few seconds that would ever be.
In other aspects of your life, it could mean committing wholeheartedly to whatever you’re doing. It could mean becoming one with your brand – i.e. being known for something. To reap maximum benefit, you should be indistinguishable from the things and people you care about.
Do everything with your whole heart and might. Do not do or be around anything or a person you wouldn’t be proud to be associated with.
Closing your eyes here signifies trust. You need people and things you can put faith in. This could be your friends, skill, business, or deity. Without trust, the quality and experience of life are greatly reduced.
If you want to enjoy the kiss, close your eyes and pull them closer.
GO FOR MORE, BUT CHERISH EACH MOMENT BEFORE
Kisses are hardly the endpoint of romance. In movies rated 16, this is usually the moment the screen goes blank and the next scene is of two happy people laying on the bed the next morning.
Raise your hands if you agree with me that this is annoying. Yes, I see you my brother/sister. It is annoying indeed.
Why didn’t they show what transpired after the kisses? How the cloths and under wares were flung to all corners of the room, and the humping, sweating and intense moaning ensued?
Why didn’t they show us every single detail?
The thing is, there is usually more.
The endpoint of romance is (oftentimes) sex. But sex is not the most important part. In fact, you could walk away without sex and still feel quite fulfilled and happy.
Sex is like winning a trophy, or coming first in class, or getting a lover. All those are cool and greatly desired, but the greater part of the gain was when you were training, studying, and getting to know them better.
Not getting sex, or losing a competition, or getting friend-zoned, etcetera, is not bad. In fact, it is something to be celebrated. It means you tried. Besides, you learned and even gained a lot from those trials.
Not winning the competition still boosted your speed and skill. Not getting a girlfriend still got you a friend (friendzone) and experience for next time. No matter what you do, the process is always more important.
Your struggles you go through to get success is more important than success. Do not despise the process. And do not overly exalt nor indulge the wins. Be humble, and happy that you were given an opportunity to try.
Be happy that you are alive.
Be happy that you kissed.
But don’t hesitate to go for more.
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