A lot has already been said about getting a girlfriend, or date, or sex, yet very little has been said about how to find the love of your life. I mean the one and only – the special, unique, and perfect one for you
no matter how many wipes and waters I employ, I still feel dirty.
And that is why I always take my bath immediately after using the toilet.
I make sure to use plenty of soap, and water.
I scrub my crouch meticulously and repeatedly and pour water on it.
In the same vein, I take out the time to brush my teeth.
I pay extra care to it.
Laughter, in our world, makes it not just tolerable, but enjoyable. With it, we can look at life not blinded by anger, regret, or shame, but rather an exciting and weird curiosity. With laughter, we can see our stupidity and that of others. With laughter, we can see what was beyond our control and what we could have done.
I do not trust my kind enough to believe our gods We are brutish. We kill, rape, and destroy just for pleasure. We justify everything that soothes us We let our survival and pleasure fool us into thinking our actions are right. We rationalize that we are the chosen, and special, and deserving We are …