15 STEPS TO BECOMING A COMPLETE ASSHOLE – the best lifestyle ever

If you try explaining something and use an instance like “these are the smallest units of this organization, just like the atom of every matter they can’t be split any further” most people would just nod their heads and let you finish making your point, however if someone with the extraordinary ability of being an asshole was there, he would jump right in, cutting you off midway as he tries to point out the fact that an atom isn’t the smallest part of a matter… so nice, right?, just clarifying things, not letting the wrong information spread, saving the day

An Asshole

HOW TO BECOME WHAT YOU WANT TO BE IN FUTURE

 

On my first year in the university, I was kind of nerdy, I didn’t even know how to shake people and snap my finger (snapping your fingers after a handshake is like a ritual in Nigeria, if you don’t know how to do it they would assume you live under a rock or something). I felt really out of place, it was the university, no parents, no relations not even former friends, all things were new and you had to associate, to build a new circle of friends, it was indeed horrible not to know something this basic, the lifeblood of University socialization. (more…)

DEALING WITH REJECTION – don’t mess up your chances of being friend-zoned

Don’t just go ahead and ruin a perfect relationship because they refused to fondly your sex organ or whatever genuine reason you might have. Relationships are way more than that. If the people you are going after are high class and worthy of being friends with you, then they should have no problem understanding this, and for crying out loud, this is actually a complement to them,

HOW TO STAY HAPPY

Like my first kiss, it appears that the end isn’t as important as the means. The struggle is actually the reward, not the crown
This is the nature of happiness. And this isn’t just about my kiss or your kiss, its about the journey.

If you really want to be happy, then you have to tweak the process, you have to reengineer the way you achieve your success.